Growing market

I dont think I am specifically annoyed by spam these days, I think it is unfying force that binds us all. If anything it feels good to know several million people spread across the far reaches of the internet were offered fast action 24 hour Viagra this morning.
Spam and a bilateral hate for it can, become quite the usefull coffee break conversation with somebody with whom untill now you could only disscuss the weather and in monosyllables.
Also, what really thrills me is that spam though targeted at a market that exceeds one offered by a Indo-pak onedayer and "friends" simulcast remains relevant and dynamic.

Take for example a piece of spam that many months ago offered me a 8" penis with an increased diameter. It sounded remarkable at the time and inspired some scientific enquiry into the actual process. (Enquiry not experimentation!)

Of late however I discard them with little regard. Untill a couple days ago when I was offered a mind-boggling 12'' or (304.8mm) penis with an ancient amazon herbal concoction. I may be wrong but if indeed the ancient amazons's were able to manufacture foot long penises, I think they probably would have evolved out of wearing grass thongs a long time ago.

All that aside, what I find interesting is that some research somewhere probably showed that having a 8" schlong was no longer worth a "click"....... that or everybody else on the planet bought the 8" pump and now are looking for another upgrade.
That would sort of make me...... well....... obsolete!!! I mean, there are people out there who just used pneumatc pressure to develope their device into an 8" monstrosity, still unsatisfied because they just cant reach the TV from the couch with their penis.

(I presume that's about all a 12 incher would be good for.......plus maybe finding landmines)